Halloween Riddles

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A. No body

Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A. Bone appetite!

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Dayscare centers

Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend

Q. What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
A. Benjamin Frankenstein

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice Scream

Q. What's a monster's favorite play?
A. Romeo and Ghouliet

Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray

Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo

Q. What's a haunted chicken?
A. A poultry-geist

Q. How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?
A. He has a big D on his pajamas

Q. What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
A. Grandma monster

Q. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A. Because he was in need of a light snack

Q. Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?
A. Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos

Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin

Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps

Q. What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A. Ghost-Toasties

Q. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A. A wash and wear wolf

Q. What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
A. They boo-kle their seatbelts

Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A. Count Duckula

Q. Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
A. Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch

Q. What do witches use on their hair?
A. Scare spray

Q. What is as sharp as a vampire's fang?
A. His other fang

Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet

Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones

Q: Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A: It's good for the bones

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White Pillowcases

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away

Q: What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling

Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A: Because he was coffin

Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay

Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank

Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween?
A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the Dead Sea

Q: What is Transylvania?
A: Dracula's terror-tory

Q: Where does Dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie

Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A: A blood vessel

Q: What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts

Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich

Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch-watch

Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to

Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
A: An amoeboo!

Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
A: By blood vessels

Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed

Q: What do ghosts put on their Ghost-Toasties?
A: Evaporated milk

Q: What do ghosts chew?
A: Boo-ble-gum

Q: Why can't witches have babies?
A: Because their husbands have hallow-weenies

Q: What did the ghost say to his girlfriend?
A: "You are Boo-tiful"

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He didn't have any"body" to dance with

Q: How do the little skeleton boy and girls get to school?
A: On the "skull" bus

Q: What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?
A: Swallow the leader

Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
A: Fish and ships

Q: What do you call a little monster's parents?
A: Mummy and deady

Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster

Q: What's a monster's favorite bean?
A: A human bean

Q: How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
A: He turns into a bat every night

Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite

Q: What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It's a pain in the neck

Q: Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
A: To see if she was his type

Q: What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?
A: Tired blood

Q: Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
A: In a blood bank

Q: Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A: The Vampire State Building

Q: Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A: He has a bat temper

Q: What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween?
A: Ghoul-aid

Q: What's a ghost's favorite desert?
A: Boo-berry pie

Q: What do ghosts serve for desert?
A: I scream

Q: What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream

Q: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A: A boo-tie

Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: Mas-scare-a

Q: What's a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?
A: The roller ghoster

Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters?
A: At the ghost office

Q: Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A: Sherlock Moans

Q: Why did the baby ghost go to the doctor before Halloween?
A: To get a BOOster shot

Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A: He didn't have a haunting license

Q: What do witches use to style their hair?
A: Scare spray

Q: What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling

Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A: Hit him in the funny bone

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart

Q: What's a mummy's favorite music?
A: Wrap music

Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
TA: hey're afraid they'll relax and unwind

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up

Q: Why do dragons sleep all day?
A: So they can fight knights

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